the following is a true story
this actually happened. randomness. but pretty funny:
my roomies and i are at a bar called The Granfalloon in KC. The night had already been a relatively strange night with the Church Group standing outside of Kelley’s and the midget with a midget-walker that begged the question “where do you go to buy a walker if you’re a midget?” … but… we’re in the granfalloon.
there’s probably 400-500 people here, easily. the place is wildly packed. it’s a friday night in a big city. and then it happens: about 10 guys walk in with NASCAR outfits on. they proceeded to get into a huge fight with a group of black guys. one of the bouncers was bleeding a little. it was pretty wild, and as the ringleader for the NASCAR crew was being removed he exclaimed:
i’m fscking patrick swayze’s son motherfscker, i do whatever the hell i want!
i’m laughing so hard.
my conclusions:
- the guy was wasted. (the least fun conclusion)
- the guy really was the son of swayze (2nd most fun conclusion)
- the guy was making a reference to Road House where swayze depicts a bouncer (editor’s choice)
he may be the son of patrick swayze, but I’m RICK JAMES BITCH!
oh hum,…sorry…very…bored…
So, was he claiming to BE Swayze’s son, or was he claiming to … be IN Swayze’s son? Eh? eh?