Dear Dido,

I’m a fan. Not a huge fan, but you are a pretty good looking gal with some catchy tunes. When I first heard “Thank You” in the background of Eminem’s “Stan” I knew you were someone special.

But I’m afraid I’ve done you a great disservice. I’ve essentially ruined your hit single “White Flag” by pointing out an enunciation issue in the chorus line.

It reads:

I’m in love and always will be

However, you sing:

I’m in love, and alway…. swill be

WHY??? In my agitation, I’ve pointed this out to several friends who have since told me that I ruined your song.

I’m sorry Dido, but please learn to bloody enunciate.

Cordially yours,
[name withheld]